🖖 Outline of a short story, starring a Star Trek fan:

1. New episode of Vulcan Hello podcast arrives
2. Realizes there’s a new movie: Section 31!?
3. Stops listening to avoid spoilers
4. Starts watching Section 31
5. 20 minutes in thinks: “uh oh, is this the only Star Trek movie I’m not going to finish?”
6. Goes back to podcast. Is convinced to finish Section 31, eventually
7. Has at least five other good Star Trek movies to rewatch first